the essence of nonsense: July 2006

i hide these feelings i have of you,
only because im scared to let you go.
i want us to be more than friends,
but losing you is a never;no!
i feel so happy talking to you,
at the same time this is not reality.
as i try to boldly face it,
i cant because i wasn't even trying initially.

there is a theory.
you can either be one of two things.
in a relationship- a PIG or a CHICKEN.
in a ham and egg breakfast the chicken is involved.
but the pig is commited.

and yet another has passed by.............................
friends are friends forever`

this is a must know

im so happy!

everythingS goose.................................... *my slang*

gosh,i could not ask for more.

i love the LEWIS.

they rocks my socks. :)

i love the word "classic".

simply because it defines us,our relationship.

today was classic too.

the bestie's are indeed classic.

we are a pair of classic bestfriends that is hard to find in the world today.

but i found my classic bestfriend.

boy oh boy!

we've got class that makes us classic all the time.

i love my classic better half.

classic = us

i love my classic!

isn't she such a cute living thing?

but im allergic to her. =(

........................because of her i was sneezing and my eyes were blood shot red. *sigh*

i still love GENIE *smiles*

GOOD FOOD WITH GOOD FRIENDS NEVER GOES TO WASTE NEITHER DOES IT GO WRONG.

BUT IT WILL MAKE YOU SO FULL TILL YOU FART,BURP FOR THE NEXT HOUR OR SO.

IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL SO UNCOMFORTABLE AND YOU'D BE COMPLAINING MORE THAN EVER.

PURE SATISFACTION.I LOVE.

ALL PAID OFF............................

RENEDEE'S PUSSYCAT DOLLS REVIEW

dee : i enjoyed myself.

irene : i did too.MINUS the waiting,the pro-longing,the heat.

dee : the pussies had lots and lots and lots of attitude.basically i stood there stoning cos i was amazed.

irene : they were good.super good infact.i think they've got some kinda attitude problem.haha!but it was necessary for this.i stood stoning too.lol.

dee : the pussies were hot,hot,hot!the dance steps put me in awe.sheesh man,im jealous.

irene : yeah,they are the definition of hot.it left my jaw dropped.

dee : all i could say was F&6K through out the whole show.seriously f%^k it!

irene : gosh,so vulgar.a lady does not speak like that.anyway back to this,the PCD put on a good show but i feel that paying rm100 for it wasn't worth it at all.

dee : no comments,thank you aunty linda.

irene : it was a 45 mins performance!common,i think they should have come out with another album before coming down so that at least the concert wouldn't end at 10!besides that,no comments.

dee : urrmm urrmmm urrmm.they actually sounded nice singing live.there is some talent there.they were smart enough to have it at the surf beach cos then wearing their skimpy clothings weren't all that bad.OMG,not forgetting how nicole purr.that was so hawt!

irene : yup yup yup.all the way!

dee : true pussy!

its been sometime since i actually blogged about my day.
it sure has been sometime since you heard about my fairytale,my life.

26th july 2006

my intension : skip school.
reason : aunty rose is giving me bad cramps.

my highlights.......there's ALOT!

its more of a location joke.......in conclusion to that,i laughed so much and i thank God i didnt cry at night.

phew,................what a hectic day!i need a break.

with the girls at the concert.

random shot.see my hand,its spas!

he knew i would be there.

with joshua after the concert.we were iky.

posing with the deers.

we just got an award.

she is so flipping irritating!

he had to say,"im pimpin".and i couldn't help but drop my jaw.

pretty ladies in secret recipe

we had a blast at PCD's concert.

we come from all walks of life.

but we're still friends.

we are as unique as our foot wear.

one in 3 million.HAWT!

i've got this friend,her name is aunty rose.

i can only describe her as a pathetic lady.
she doesn't have a life though but she is there.
alive and kicking every month in me.
solutions has not been found on how to completely kill her.
she's best at giving me mad mood swings.
this is life,i'd have to deal with aunty rose for the rest of my life.

who keeps up to 1500++ messages in their handphone?
ME!

so............
my handphone was being a PAIN!
i had no phone memory and i had to delete all my messages.
the thing was,whenever i tried i couldn't.

things i had to do before my phone became civilised was to be uncivilised myself.
`i switch my handphone off/on for more than 10 times.
`i cursed and told the whole world this tale.
`lastly,i threw it.

ITS FINE NOW!

this will make you nodd ya heads!

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one wouldhit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

BOYS ARE STUPID,THROW ROCKS AT THEM!

they put the biggest smile on my face.

when they do not say 1,2,3

michelle's work.

we have the most beautiful smiles.

jesus angels.

we the fei-T's from assumption.

she wanted this picture taken.

wonder why was everyone wearing white!

so cuddle up!

and so glenn says the pimp and the ladies.

to catch your boyfriend is an honour,

to hold him is a job.

im a butterfly.

has began!

now,you'd see PERFECT FIVE of you,you.

HAHAHA!

this is the time to save your money!

I AM NOT SELECTED FOR NATIONAL SERVICE.

/first batch

TAHNIAH IRENE!

WHY ARE WOMAN HAPPIER?

wrinkles doesn't add character.

our last name doesn't stay put.

three pairs of shoes aren't enough.
we do not only have one style of dressing.

Name

Evelyn, Eva, Eveline, Eve, Evita

Saint & Patronage

Eve was the first woman, the wife of Adam. Adam called his wife Eve, because she became the mother of all the living. She is the patron of tailors

Meaning

Life

my new name would be.....IRENE JESSICA EVA LEWIS.
EVA = TOTALLY ME.

I WANT TO DRIVE A MERCEDES WHEN IM OLDER.
I WANT IT TO BE MY HARD EARNED CAR.

i want to be satisfied................
....and only i can satisfy my soul!

BOO YOU!
dont impress me.
it aint working.
im a firefly. *smiles*

you are my sugar rush.
im sugar high.
im your sugar rush.
you are the block of salt.
oh my,its back to the ol irene crapping!
suga suga.you make me feel so fly.

oh wait,there was this girl who blogged and said she hated me.
how sad huh?immatured,petty,lame.
my humps are my weapons,whats yours?
cat fight!*grrr*
your weapons,cina fang eyes and typical lala hair do?

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
im not a bitch at heart. ;)

joke of the day..

016-3766208 : hi,

me : who you?

016-3766208 : i know u ,but u do not know me,

me : dont waste our time.

016-3766208 : Well i though we could be frenz. its ok if u do want.

me : im not up for this.Firstly,bad start off as friends.Im never nice to ppl who wants to get to know me through smses.lame,not my style.who u?ya name?

016-3766208 : my name is Raj, hey comon its ok if u dont like,im not forcingyou,i thought we could be frenz.if you dont like itz ok.

intermission - i didnt reply.

016-3766208 : my name is Raj, hey comon its ok if u dont like,im not forcingyou,i thought we could be frenz.if you dont like itz ok.

me : thank you.not interested.btw,i know you've trid this on my friends too.i say back off.i dont want a reply from you.back outta my life.thx

016-3766208 :dont think that im a local guy who sms and play with girls k.dont think you are diferent.get lost.i just wanted to be frenz.with a reply no is enough k.dont show off k.im not a cheap person k.

me : lots of grammatical errors.so local.pls correct them.dont show off?why?i have too.i love.i am.deal with my prob hun.ya bad.

016-3766208 :bye its ok,i dont wish to waste my bladdy god dam time on you.i dont give a damn bout it.

................................the end!
it made me laugh.it made my day.
muahahahaahaha!

BOYS,GROW UP!
this isnt the way.
i urge all BOYS reading this to learn new skills.
im sure you are better off alone.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..

WHY IS EGO SUCH A BIG THING TO MANY?
what if people actually did drop it.
i feel that the world would be a better place.
i feel i would be happy too.
but its in the genes i think.
i know it can be changed though.
its been weeks since i tried not to be affected by it,yet i am.
its sad.very very sad actually.
but this is life.life is such.
if i was GOD,i'd make every human on planet earth have a big heart of gold.
and never change the beauty of it.
but thats IF.im not!
i'll never be able to shout to the world my brilliant idea,imagination,thinking.
he is a sore loser with no heart,that i'd have to agree and never say NO!

he is someone whom.........i now hate!

LIFE IS 10% OF HOW YOU TAKE IT AND 9O% OF HOW YOU MAKE IT.

DEAR MR. KARMA

you haven't been any good lately and its pissing me off.
you have only been causing a hell loada shit to my friends and i.
you have been a total jack ass and a big pain in all our lives.

so here's something for you.
TAKE IT!

thats alright,thats okay.
we're gonna kick ya ass someday!

much love,
the Fei-T's.

THE END IS JUST THE BEGINING.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

relationship have their games.

roun' the mulberry bush?

THERE'S A HOT CHICK IN THE MIRROR.
she knows the coolest moves.
she makes her arm warmers from sweat socks.
her pelvic thrusts are the stuff of legend.
even her earrings have attitude.
i cant believe.
that hot chick is me.
but i give her a thumbs up.
and she gives me a thumbs up.
she gives me a sexy smile and im flattered.
but hey i have a boyfriend.

DON'T WASTE A MINUTE NOT BEING HAPPY.

IF ONE WINDOW CLOSES,OPEN THE NEXT WINDOW OR BREAK DOWN THE DOOR.

*KARATE KICK* *SMASHES THE DOOR* *SMILES*

how interesting can one conversation get.................................

him : hey.

me : hie.

him : my friend wants to get to know you.can i give him your number?

me : huh?no.

him : he's a white mix.

me : errr,okay.

him : he's mix la.he's hot.

me : so?big deal!

him : alrite,i'll tell him then.

me : yeah.you should.

i lay on this bed staring at the ceiling.
its dark,pitch black.
i think of her,the girl who plasters a big smile on my face.
i see my smile,through the little light thats shining through my window.
i smile........................only because she sent me a text.

IMMA FICKLE MINDED SOUL WHO CANT FLIPPING GET ENOUGH OF ANYTHING....

give me the thrills.

i bore easily.

you are the definition of stupid.

harsh?

this is why you never had good friends.

bad?

total dumbo,just like the elephant.

mean?

THERE'S EVIL IN EVERYONE.

i wish i knew what could satisfy my hungry soul.i seem to be so fickle minded half of the time.nothing seems to make me happy except for the fact when im with my fei-T's.i've been losing my appetite and everything doesn't seem interesting to me.life is boring because there is no spice in it.i don't seem to have the mood for a lot of things.i want things my way but hey can you hear me?i said i want it my way.okay so you cant hear me screaming my lungs off.life is just.there are no thrills.some people keeps getting on my sweet nerves.i need oxygen.grant me this please.im running out of it.i am only human.

IF FAMILY IS THE ONE THING THAT WONT LET YOU DOWN,

IM CERTAIN THEY'LL MAKE YOU CRY TILL THE NEXT MORNING.

experience says it.

this post is to A special someone whoM................i love.

BE NOT AFRAID OF LIFE.
BELIEVE THAT LIFE IS WORTH LIVING.
....AND THE BELIEVE WILL HELP CREATE A FACT.

you know who you are..dont think otherwise!

he can turn your mourning to dancing...MY REDEEMER LIVES!

no secret can be kept in a civilised world.

i find this quote so REAL.

me : hey please dont tell anybody about it.

you : okay i wont tell.

6 hours later...................

you : where you went?

me : why?

you : you lied.i know where you went.

me : *gives a straight look*

.....................i cant trust you.

"TRUST IS A LIE".

PISS OFF!

THE LAMPS ARE DIFFERENT BUT THE LIGHT IS THE SAME.

*imagine me reading this* you'll LOL!

if you only knew that im crazy for you.
if you only knew that i really care for you.
if you only knew that im hurt because of you.
if you only knew....................................but i doubt you will know.

a part of whats left of me.

COLLECTING IS ABOUT WHAT YOU ASSOCIATE THE OBJECT WITH.

IT NEEDS TO BE SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE A CONNECTION TO,EVEN A PASSION FOR.

HAHAHAHAAAAAAHAAAH......
my toes are giggling.

why do i laugh over things that isn't funny.
oh wait,im laughing at my stupidity.
ahem!im lame just so you know. *smiles*

my brains and its functions.

i choose to remember things which i think is important to me.

i choose to forget whatever that isn't important because its taking up too much of space in my memory card.

RUNNING LOW IN MEMORY.

there's alot of input that needs to be done and surely more output that needs to be deleted right away.

PROCESSING...............

studies : 0.5

life : 0.001

accidently in love?

i tripped over love?

i fell in love?

IT`S EATING INTO ME.

he said he loved me.

she will be loved?

over and over again?

oh boy,....

LOVE?

bites.

hurts.

bad!

why cant i?

ITS MY LOUIS VUITTON WALLET.

i have this problem.its pretty serious.
i have this addiction.its bad.
im addicted to shopping.
A-TOP-A-WEEK?
which soul in the right mind would do this?
okay,so its bad.i know.
its hard to stop but im trying too.
bla bla bla..................................