car.story

ian calls.

ian: hi parker!

me: huh?why are you calling me that?

ian: because you are the best parker.

funny oh funny.

i went to the office.

mom: look at the car,under the sunlight you can really see the tatoo.

dad: actually you can drive the car and make another tatoo on the other side.

ian: hi queen irene parker!

my family seems to be making a joke outta what i did to the car.

phew,thank god.

the morning after conversation

i woke up.
and i saw ian wasn't home.
this means the car is now in the office.

i call mom. [i needed too]

me: good morning mom. i have dentist at 11.30.

mom: good morning. we saw the nice tatoo you left on the car.

me: huh? okay.

mom: we are analyzing the car. did you reverse park?

me: no. i did not.

mom: wait,i let you speak to dad.

me: [ah deng! scary..]

dad: ah! you tried to reverse park is it?

me: no i drove in to park.

dad: okay. i thought you reverse park. [teaches me how to reverse park] now edwin is looking at the car. [passes the phone to edwin]

edwin: yang,what did you do to the car?

me: i dont know. i just tried to park.

edwin: okay okay.

me: pass the phone to mummy.

mom: okay. so what time you need me to send the driver?

me: at 10.45.

mom: you want to drive?

me: NO!!!!

mom: no,dad said you can cause more damage to the car before we take it to the hospital.

me: its okay.just send abang.

mom: okay bye.

me: bye

damage.cause'R'

*moment of silence*

ermm,.....

i knew i wasn't the best lady driver.

and i never tried to prove it right.

basically.... - *silence*

TONIGHT....

i drove. [black car]

and as i was parking.

i scrapped, scratched, *whatever you call it* the pillar.

two doors dented.

and it is so obvious.

SATURDAY NIGHT....

i drove. [black car]

and as i was parking. *AGAIN*

i scrapped, scratched, *whatever you call it* the semented chair-like.

one door and the passenger side scratched.

and it is NOT so obvious.

SUNDAY EVENING *sometime ago*....

i drove. [black car]

and as i was driving on the straight road.

i saw what i thought was a 'ranting' which fell from a tree.

so i didnt think otherwise and just sped across it.

there was this 'something' under the car that was making a loud noise.

okay,i drove over a tree brunch.

and the brunch was stuck underneath the car.

and it wasn't obvious.

just internal damage.

*moment of long silence*

"did you actually pass your driving test?"

"do you know you caused damage only 3 days ago?"

"you have caused damage to all the cars you have driven"

okay.......

i would just like to say that well,

i was spreading my love to the cars i drove.

as none of the above was MY car,

i am sure when i get MINE i would cause no damage to it.

i told ian.

"at least the first damage i caused was infront of mom and dad."

then now comes the second damage to the lewis` cars.

oh well.

I AM SCARED TO DRIVE.

actually its more like to park.

i need glasses.

i can hardly see when i drive. -at night especially

why aren't there any valet service at my convenient?

i hate parking!

maybe thats why daddy got me the driver.

i think he'd rather pay someone than pay for all the damage i cause on the cars.

looks like....

I ACTUALLY NEED MY DRIVER AFTER ALL.

*moment of silence* - 2 minute.

dear family,

i am sorry.

you can blame it on me.

love,damage cause'R'

it ends tonight,i hope.

a part of my wall, was made beautiful tonight.

by my mother dearest.
as you can see, mother dearest was the third to do that 'part' of the wall.

she was reading my walls.
and then out of the blue she asked, "how is he ah?"
and i knew who it was by just looking at what she was staring at.
she then takes the markers and start drawing her all time 'trademark'

ian says, "mummy can draw huh"
indeed she can.
then she added the swirls to make it cover the lot.

at least now that part is filled and not left with erased marks.

mummy's.not.bad
not.bad.at.all

i remember 31st august 2006

i love what God has given me.

what some might call 'mutated' toes.

I LOVE.

it comes to a point.

BAM!

you dont know if you're supposed to get angry.

it happens so often that you give up wanting to get angry,or even the need to be angry.

and then,it happens again,and.....it never seems to end

________________________

i have been going for outdoor banner installations.[fly fm in time square & mix fm in 1utama]

i think i can start of my own company with all these contacts.

nyeh!

_______________________

this week is study week.

but i just realized,

"LIKE HELLO,31ST AUGUST IS ALSO COMING"

if this means party begins on thursday night,

when the F am i going to study?

dear notes,

you are too much and too little for me to read.

sometimes i dont understand you.

i prefer reading the highlighted you.

but that seems TOO little then.

so i read the rest.

BUT everything just doesnt want to sit in my head.

oh notes,

why are you so much to read?

i wish it went straight to the point.

but dear notes,

no matter what i promise i will read you.

because notes,you give me what i want.

not temporary high.

but happiness.

so my dear notes,

please dont make it tough for me to read you.

i want to understand you.

i want to feel you.

i want you to understand me too

and feel me the same way i do.

okay bye notes.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

this happens ONLY WHEN mid terms and finals are AROUND THE CORNER OF MY EYE!

_____________________

i got this from a great man, who has the X factor.

"ALL GREAT FIGHTS ARE WON WITHOUT FIGHTING"

it is now real. i promise it is.

nothing beats......

- going for pampering sessions with mummy dearest.

- getting complimented from mummy for driving daddy's car all the way back home from hartamas but scratches the left side while parking.

- going for hair wash every friday with my best friend.

- going out with my fei-T's and laughing as we use to do.

- going to church with the lewis on sundays

kau hancurkan hati ku..

THE.WEEKEND.IS.HERE

sometimes i 'can' get really stupid.

i didnt have dinner.

instead, to stop the hunger from hitting my head,

i went to bed.

but i was also tired.

and it suddenly just didnt give a damn!

DUMBO!

_______________

early this morning,i had a conversation.

a long one i think?

but that is not the point.

the point is,[as i sit and think of it now]

why is this happening?

'we' know what is right for us.

'we' know who 'we' love.

'we' know it wouldn't last.

'we' know it will never.

'we' know it all.

BUT

maybe it is just the company.

maybe it is just how we feel at the moment.

maybe it is just for the fun of it.

maybe it is just lustful actions.

maybe it is meant to be.

maybe it was never.

actually i really really dont know what is going on.

sometimes i wish it never started.

IRENE......

WHAT NONSENSE IS THIS?

"MY LITTLE SCANDAL"

THIS IS BULLSHIT.

______________________

kau hancurkan hati ku,

hancurkan lagi..

untuk melihat mu.

_____

READ MY LIPS

i never wanted to be different.

i just wanted to be me.

I AM ADDICTED

i want to dance with somebody who loves me

last night i watched 3 movies.

today i watched 2 movies.

if mommy or daddy were to ask [they will never though] ,.....

WHY AM I WATCHING SO MUCH TV?

i am a communication student.

.nuff.said.

today i learnt something.

besides, ...

WWJD. FROG. PUSH.

i learnt,

ARK!

(=

i.need.to.write.an.apology.letter

getting my assignments done "on time".

HEAVEN.

running to class like a 'sakai' all because it's a different lecturer.

DUMB.

buying a new top and underwears after months of not buying anything.

SYOK!

knowing that next week is study break and the week after is mid-terms.

OKAY lar.

now thats that.

i have my tactics.

[looking around clothes and finds a few that i want]

.SMS.

moi: mom, i saw a few nice tops. can i buy? but i got no money. )= can you buy for me please.

mother: how much?

moi: *state the prices*

mother: sign card. you can buy.

moi: okay,thank you mommy.

it works!

but you must have it.

the tactics.

:)

tequila.shot.my.feet.onto.the.couch

i let my slippers fall of from my feet,
it falls onto the step.
i put my legs on the couch, and sit like i dont know how to behave.
so what if its a club.
i dont need to impress people all the time.
to the ends with everyone staring at me.
i am just this girl,who puts her legs on the couch.
very UN-ladylike.
but if i dont care,why should anyone.
i snapped this picture.
thats because i love my feet.
but for a change,you see an empty slipper.
because my feet was on the couch!

my.5A2

I MISS !

...and every single one of them who made up this class

guess who's back? AUNTY ROSE.

my achievement of the day.

i learnt how to print on an evelope.

as in do the page set up and bla bla bla.

SO YOU CAN DEPEND ON ME, AFTER ALL.

nyeh nyeh.

i.dont.want.it.to.stop

i had a good head massage tonight.

it was a nice 45 minutes spent.

and your punch line? READ!

it is hitting my head so badly.

i dont know how to say it already.

i want to scream but there is no point.

everything seems pointless.

everything.

i read something today.

it said,

"if you love until it hurts, there will be no more hurt,only more love"

mother theresa sure was a wise woman.

i hope it's true.

i want to believe it is.

so i dont feel like im wasting my time.

but if i actually feel that way,

it means im simply not believing.

but what is there to believe when you feel hopeless?

i want to rant.

then i dont want too.

i feel pathetic.

but i hope this blues will go away.

this is not me.

i know.

its just temporary crap.

when i dont have anything to do,and i just sit at home.

it keeps running..............

nimb wit.

hear me!

its you.

itu kamu.

lost.&.found

DRUNKEE

a few days ago,she went missing!

[note : this dog goes out of the house all the time. BASICALLY free to roam]

we dont know what time she left the house.

but she didnt return that night.

[note : very inteligent dog. knows where my house is and knows how to make her way in]

today

she returned home!

she was standing outside my gate and i opened it for her.

BJ and kimm greeted her.

this dog.....

is a very cute dog.

she sits on the grass outside my house eating grass.

she chases people who are walking their dogs, or on motorbikes. [not so cute, but yeah]

she roams my area and brings back funny stuff to the house. example, barisan national flag.

she instantly pisses when anyone carries her.

she lets me wash her. [maybe she knows that she smells]

she was adopted by the lewis.

i cried that night when she went missing.

and the only thing i could see in my mind was drunkee siting on the grass chewing on grass looking back at me.

i prayed....

that whoever took her would treat her well.

and she would be safe wherever she roamed.

the question now is

WHERE DID DRUNKEE GO?

holiday?

okay,basically......

mischiev is back!

thank.you.so.much

a rose is still a rose.

the only DIFFERENCE is, who gives it to you.

.......

that makes the picture and everything else,clearer.

gosh.

i stone infront of my computer.
i just cant recall.
what the *toot* is my student ID number?
am i that old to even forget it?

tarzan.boy

tonight,
i sit and soak my tired feet.

and i wished upon a star last night.

i went for dinner and i forgot my watch.
i felt naked!
my hand felt naked on my sleeve of my top.

and i wished for happiness.

the water is no longer hot.
its not even warm.
this is a sign.
i know it.

oh no!

it has been awhile.

the reason being I HAVE A LIFE.

the other being MY COMPUTER IS BUSTED.

i told the "computer guy" [the lewis' style] to backup IRENE's folder.

and obviously there is only one thing in it.

i mean one kind......MY PICTURES! =)

that is that.

yesterday was only spent at home.

i realised that.....

i can work in a barber.

i can work in a salon.

i can work in a pedicure bar.

and that's TOO good to know.

that is that.

and i need to go for a pedicure in no time.

and i also need to go for threading.

i can work in a pedicure bar but i like to pamper myself. :)

pang infront of my face!

last night,

i thought i was superwoman.

and then reality snapped at me.

way too front!

instead of being superwoman,

i was the-girl-who-is-so-good at-humiliating.

i mean,from being superwoman to that?

i wish i never had a credit card